• me: why am i so funny
  • me: i don't know
  • me: *laughs*

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE


pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic)


gin-and-djinn:

ideal aesthetic

crawford-kinney:

murdercityboulevard:

llamasong:

llamasong:

1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in

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fuck you all i thought it was funny

HAHHHAHAHA

My favourite thing is the implication that there was a widespread movement of kicking sinks out of their homes back in 1990.

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

damndimples:

when you’re a blanket burrito comfy as fuck bUT THEN YOU HAVE TO PEE