- me: why am i so funny
- me: i don't know
- me: *laughs*
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in
fuck you all i thought it was funny
My favourite thing is the implication that there was a widespread movement of kicking sinks out of their homes back in 1990.
- 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
- 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
- 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
when you’re a blanket burrito comfy as fuck bUT THEN YOU HAVE TO PEE